Dealing with Lolcow Syndrome

Are you being stalked by a forum such as Kiwifarms,Club Cwcki, PrettyUglyLittleLiars or by an image board site such as /cow/ on or

Has the harassment spread to IRL (In Real Life) such as harassing family members or friends who are not involved in the drama or impersonating you with phony accounts on social media such as Twitter or Facebook?

If you are being stalked by Kiwifarms, do you have a subforum devoted to you?

Is the current status of your thread active or inactive?

Do search engine results bring up your name connected with being a lolcow?